Some really funny s%!t. !

A good while back, I commented on my facebook about the recent Urban Dictionary craze. People would say: "Type in your name, its hilarious!" I did. And was not impressed. I even made a sarcastic comment about it... something like "Urban dictionary name game is not funny or original" or something negative like it.

Well, let me tell you! I have TOTALLY changed my mind. Perhaps I was in a horrible "I hate the world" mood that day. But today, TODAY it is the funniest thing Ive ever read!

Thanks to my dear friend Beth, I ventured to her briefing of Urban Dictionary and I have fallen in love. She kindly listed some of her favorites. For example she listed:

Upper Case Voice
Noun. To raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would in the digital world.

Or

Shituation
A dramatic, usually negative happening, resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Or my personal favorite:

Running Latte
Running late for work because you stopped for coffee along the way.

Totally excusable right!?!

So,now that Im not in an "I hate the world" mood I will share some of my findings:

That's Crazy

The perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

This IS THE MOST overused phrase of all time in my opinion. Anything can be said, anything can happen, every situation that is totally normal, BUT if you're not listening, or rather dont care really, "that's crazy" will save the day.

Ex: Look at all of those cows eating!!

Respond: That's crazy.

(No its not! It's totally normal!)

Mondaze

A daze you find yourself in because it is Monday.

(Luckily I dont work Mondays, however I get Tuesdazed, and Wednesdazed and Thursdazed... You get the picture)

People Voice
The voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren't their friends. This voice is automatically happier, nicer and sweeter than their normal voice. It is often more high pitched.

*Funny we all use the people voice. For some reason we want others to think we are oh so this nice all the time.... NOT!*

Dish Envy
Sudden intense longing and regret derived from watching a particular appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table and then realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.

(This is when you need an extensionfork)

Mascary

When a person wears a scary amount of mascara.

I could go on for hours! But rather bore you with urbanized definitions I'll leave you with this visual:

Here is my very own definition of this: Airplane Mode Srooling: the super heavy sleepiness one gets on long plane rides; resulting in large pools of drool. As a courtesy one should use a cover for their face otherwise pictures like this will be taken.

Gone adventuring!

We went for a walk yesterday with ALL of the dogs.... all 4 of them. We tied Sammy and Oscar in the back, and Mattie and Frank in the cab. God only knows what would have happened if all 4 were in the back.... together. Oh man.....

Enjoying the warm air

Loafer Creek is not like I remember. Its actually okay. I always remember is as trashed with too many people. But of coarse now its just empty. So as we made our way down, we suddenly became just tiny specks of life among the vast open earth...

A few years ago this was all under water.

So we continued walking, curoius to know how far the water was down. We found the creek. Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb had never adventured before. Our dogs are experienced outdoorsmen... outdoorsdogs... adventer-dogs... creatures of the wilderness! Whatever...

Lovely isn't it? The feeling of freedom really takes over out here. Fear also. We were all alone in these massive hills and canyons. I dont know why I felt scared, like the water was coming to drown me or something. Or a mountain lion, or a bear. Or a tick infested rabid deer! Geesh, worry much?

6 creatures exploring the dried up underwaters of Lake Oroville!

We made it to the bottom! It was not a bad walk at all. Very mellow, not strenous. All the dogs got a swim session in. Well, King Frank was just a teeny tiny bit resistant.

Just a tiny bit...

Sammy dove in not knowing what would happen. Face down, nub up on the floor of the lake for a good 5 seconds (which seemed like 5 hours to me!) His instincts kicked in and he started paddling. Bobby had kicked off his shoes preparing to dive in for him. I changed my pants...

So, we came, we saw, we clouded up the water. Then we headed back up the hills. Nothing too interesting except crazy dried up lake wildlife. Oh and tons of fish habitats. But we both oh so much enjoy watching our dogs go crazy simply being free. Wide open spaces. It was nice for us too. Nothing around; no people, no cars, no noise.

Just us

And nature.

A day with an old friend

Doing new things, like trying on wedding dresses. Not for me!

A beautiful friend with a beautiful mind.

She is so simple yet so complex, I think that is why we are friends.

You know who you are.

The End.

Pooches

My first born.

He is the most caring, generous, loving compassionate thing I know.

Not only does he connect emotionally with me, I connect with him.

He is overly sensitive at times, but aren't we all?



His senses are so in tune. He knows when we are leaving him. So sad.


And he hates his picture being taken.

And I take it all the time.

How lucky I am to have such a wonderful companion. Thank you Frankie for making my life that much closer to "perfect".



And then there was Mattie....She is so lovable. The most amazing cuddle bug.


So smart and intuitive.


Yet such a tomboy. Romps in the mud more than Frank.


She loves her some Bobby and Frankie.


Of course she is my baby and I'm not sure what I would do without her sweet little bark when she's excited.

Thank you baby Mattie for being so small and filling that large empty space in my heart.