How to suck at asking for help

Today: Woke up on the right side of the bed at 5 am. Had my coffee, did my morning duties, brushed my teeth and off I went. Boom, at work by 6:15. Left at noon to travel to Butte. Had class from 12:30 to 2:30. Returned to work where I finally clocked out at 4:30. Busy.

I noticed this morning we had run out of coffee creamer AND the milk level would feed Bobby one more bowl of cereal. ** Side note: The man's cereal bowl is like a damn five gallon bucket. He probably gets 3 bowls out of one large box of cereal.** So back to my story... I call the man around 4 to ask for a little help with the grocery situation. He explains he is doing something so much more important that he simple cannot fathom the idea of going to the grocery store to pick up items that he would be just devastated without. Yep, that's what he said. Although I have homework, a test to study for that is tomorrow, I needed to register for classes, do some laundry, shit, shower and shave, fuck it. Ill just do it all.

FoodMaxx: Fuck this place. Its a shit whole. BUT after realizing that I probably could qualify for EBT I decide to shop here to save some money. While checking myself out without pay, I hear my phone ring. Well sorry phone you'll have to wait. I am loading: a gallon of milk, a watermelon, creamer and many other awkwardly shaped things right now. BUSY!

Outside: Its fucking hotter than a jock strap at football practice. I load the groceries and sit in the drivers seat and return the missed call.

"Hey, whataya doing?"

"Just loaded the groceries. Whats up?"

"Oh, I thought you wanted me to go?"

(I mumble some smart ass remark)

"Already done."

"Need help with anything else?"

"Can you pick up the kids (dogs) from the daycare (grandparents)?"
"... well..... I'm already over half way home"

WTF? Why the fuck did you call and ask me if I needed anything then?

At this point I just hang up. Its not even worth my time anymore.

How to suck at asking for help: Ask for help and expect a certain answer or expect results that you would like to see. I expected Bobby to just say 'okay sure, Ill drop what Im doing and go buy milk. That sounds like a blast!'

Who the shit do I think I am? The Queen or something? .... maybe... just a little :)

Love him <3

A few of my favorite things... and how to suck at buying mascara

Hair: The first thing I do to get ready is my hair. While damp I use Garnier Fructis Body Boost to give my hair some oompph. Blow dry upside down and BOOM, voluminous hair! It really only for your roots but I use it on the ends of my hair. It helps my curls stay better.
It'll run you about $4.

Face #1 & 2: I had a friend that did her make up before her hair and I thought she was absolutely crazy! If I did that my face would melt off. Usually I have to splash my face with cold water before putting on make up because Im so hot.

Moving on: Tinted moisturizer is my bestie. I feel naked without it. Ive actually been using it since I was 16! $6.24 at Wally World. Next, my later in life best friend is Benefits High Beam. It's a highlighter for your cheeks and a little brow bone. It looks like nail polish and you apply like nail polish...except on your face. Anywho, its great and gives you a glowing fresh look. This ones a bank breaker at $24 from department stores.

Face #3: Yeah I put a lot on my face. Okay, Revlon Skin Lights is my FAVORITE highlighter. And yes I use this in addition to the high beem BUT I use thin on my chest and shoulders. Again been using it since I was 16!
$4-8 (Did an internet search as I realistically dont know exactly how much I paid for this)

Last: Mascara. As you can see I have a problem with mascara. I buy and buy and buy, easily tricked by their promise to make your eyelashes so long you'll need a bobby pin to hold them in your bangs. Yes I have been fooled. Mascara is a bunch of crap. But from these lovely common store brands I have found a great one. The two purple bottles on the left are Maybelline Falsies Mascara. This mascara is about $6 and makes your lashes full, soft and apprear to be a lil bit longer.

The others (left to right) Maybelline Falsies in regular and waterproof. Rimmel Glam Eyes- SUCKS- the brush is the size of a toothpick. Rimmel Lash accelerator $7- Not too fond of this one either, it made my lashes stiff. And last Maybelline Lash Stiletto. I grabbed this in brownish black and it sucks too.

**How to fail at buying mascara: Fall for the tricks of advertising and believe that your lashes will sweep the floor after using it.**

Life lesson rated: M for Mascary.